A facile and convenient approach toward the total synthesis of 1,3-dimethyl-6,8-dimethoxyisoquinoline from phloroacetophenone is reported. The sequence entailed the selective 2,4-di-O-methylation and further triflation of the resulting phenolic product. This was followed by a Stille-type allylation, an allyl-to-propenyl isomerization, and the methoximation of the carbonyl moiety. A final microwave-assisted 6π-azaelectrocyclization completed the sequence. Functionalized derivatives on C-1 were also prepared. The heterocycles exhibited cytotoxic activity.