It would not, some years ago, occurred to me that anyone would want to reduce literary texts to the following pitiful state: "me avoir tu faire un rapport bien sincère / ne déguiser tu rien de ce que avoir dire mon père / tout mon sens à moi-même en être encor charmer : / il estimer Rodrigue autant que vous la|le aimer." In case you're wondering what that is supposed to be, it is a deformed version of the first four lines of Pierre Corneille's famous 1637 tragicomedy "Le Cid", deformed in the.